I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest!
Soap: What kind of pub is this?
Barman: It's a Samoan pub.
Bacon: What's that?
Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a fucking rainforest! You could fall in love with an orangutan in that!
